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| Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh His dizzy aunt ----------- Verti Gogh The brother who ate lots of prunes -------- Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store-------- Stop n Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia ------U Gogh The cousin from Illinois ------Chica Gogh His magician uncle -----Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin --------A-mee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ----- Gring Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach------- Wells-far Gogh The constipated uncle -------Can't Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt ----- Tang Gogh The bird lover uncle ---------Fla min Gogh The fruit loving cousin --------Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking ------Way-to-Gogh The little bouncy nephew -----Poe Gogh A sister who loved disco ------Go Gogh His niece who travels the country in an RV ------Winnie Bay Gogh His nephew the bouncer------Out U Gogh 2nd cousin, draft dodger------Don't Wanna Gogh The Twins that invented GPS------------How To Gogh & Where To Gogh His great Uncle that made ExLax-----Makes U Gogh The stevedore nephew-----------Car Gogh The vegetable farmer--------Rutabay-Gogh The boastful politician---------E-Gogh The dyslexic sports fan-------Gogh Yankees |
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| Vincent van Gogh walks into a bar, and the bartender offers him a drink... "No thank-you," said Vincent, "I've got one 'ere." |
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| What do you call an American drawing? A Yankee Doodle. | |||||||||
| Why are vampires artistic? They're good at drawing blood. | |||||||||
There was a recent apprehension of a thief who stole a Monet, a Degas and a Van Gogh. When questioned by police as to his reasons for stealing works by these artists his reply was: "I needed the Monet to buy De GAS to make the VAN GOgh! |
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, 'Boys and girls, what do we know about God?' A hand shot up in the air. 'He is an artist!' said the kindergarten boy. 'Really? How do you know?' the teacher asked. 'You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... ' |
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| Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alexander Cald Her! |
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog. --Peter Steiner, cartoon in The New Yorker, July 5, 1993 |
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 This graphic was created by Roger Doiron in support of the Eat the View! campaign to replant an organic garden on the White House lawn. The image may be reproduced in print and electronic media. Please credit and, in the case of electronic media, link to EatTheView.org. |
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| Humor in Art If you've ever cleaned your fingernails with a palette knife--you MIGHT be an artist. If your cat has chrome oxide green paws--you MIGHT be an artist. by Jim Lane 18 October 1998 |
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